the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
When I go back to the hotel room at a convention
#this is my favorite because asgardians are so OOOHHH MIDGARDIANS COULDNT POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND OUR TECHNOLOGY THEY THINK ITS MAGIC AHAHAHAHA O#OOHHH HOW QUAINT THEY’RE SO SIMPLE#and jane is just like NNNNOPE
btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal
what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time
Save this one for a night when all you want is for your brain to let you rest. Too often I go to bed, my body exhausted, my mind unable to stop moving. Luckily, there’s this masterful version of “Once Upon a December” from the (highly underrated) animated movie Anastasia. It’s a perfect piece to guide you to a peaceful slumber, because this music? It’s the stuff of dreams.
#I need to reblog this because nostalgia! #I was such a massive fan #I actually created a website dedicated to this movie on geocities I think. #YES GEOCITIES. #I even had a special page where I did extensive research on the stuff that was mentioned in Sophie’s “Paris holds the key” #and also a lot of reading on the Romonov empire #It would seem my obsession with animation never really quite went away huh. #but no really this jolly goof old school princess movie
my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield
Simon Baker in The Guardian 3.10 Swimming